Happy Valentine's Day!
Every year, I like to take this day to reflect on all of the mistakes I've ever dated. Let's talk about ex-boyfriends!
One of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me seven times.
One of my ex-boyfriends cheated on me with one of my friends.
One of my ex-boyfriends told all of his friends that he wanted to break up with me a few months before he actually broke up with me. One of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me right before Valentine's Day. Oh wait, that was the same guy.
But double chocolate toasted coconut cookies? They've never cheated on me. They've never told me they had to work late and then go to strip clubs instead. They've never hand-painted a love lock for my birthday and then told me a couple months later that they don't want to be in a serious relationship. They've never told their best friend to call me to apologize on their behalf because they can't man up and do it themselves. They've never broken up with me the day before my birthday because they didn't feel like buying me a present.
Every year, I like to take this day to reflect on all of the mistakes I've ever dated. Let's talk about ex-boyfriends!
One of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me seven times.
One of my ex-boyfriends cheated on me with one of my friends.
One of my ex-boyfriends told all of his friends that he wanted to break up with me a few months before he actually broke up with me. One of my ex-boyfriends broke up with me right before Valentine's Day. Oh wait, that was the same guy.
But double chocolate toasted coconut cookies? They've never cheated on me. They've never told me they had to work late and then go to strip clubs instead. They've never hand-painted a love lock for my birthday and then told me a couple months later that they don't want to be in a serious relationship. They've never told their best friend to call me to apologize on their behalf because they can't man up and do it themselves. They've never broken up with me the day before my birthday because they didn't feel like buying me a present.
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